When people are unfit, it’s like they’re stuck in a place where life feels heavy, energy is low, and even the simplest tasks become a struggle. I often think of it as being in a run-down, neglected neighborhood—a place you’d rather not be, but where you find yourself nonetheless. It’s a place where everything feels like an uphill battle.
It’s pretty simple: I want to take you from the ghetto to Disneyland.
From the Ghetto to Disneyland
Picture your current level of fitness as living in a tough, exhausting environment. Now, imagine a place full of excitement, adventure, and endless possibilities—a place where you have the energy, strength, and confidence to truly enjoy life. That’s Disneyland. And our job at Escapist CrossFit is to get you there.
With just a few months of dedicated training, you can transform your life. You’ll go from feeling worn out and sluggish to thriving with energy and vitality. This transformation isn’t just about appearance; it’s about reclaiming your life and doing the things you love without your body holding you back.
The Goal: Playing in Disneyland
But here’s the thing: getting to Disneyland is just the start. Once you’re there, the goal is to play as much as possible. The fitter you become, the more attractions you get to enjoy. When your body is strong, resilient, and capable, the possibilities are endless. Whether it’s hiking, playing sports, keeping up with your kids, or simply feeling unstoppable in your daily life, the fitter you are, the more you get to enjoy these experiences.
At Escapist, we don’t just help you reach Disneyland—we make sure you have the time of your life once you’re there. It’s part of the design we have with our 12-week onboarding and then with quarterly milestones to help our members join the next cool attraction.
A Better Future for Everyone
Just as I wouldn’t want a child to grow up in the slums, I don’t want grown-ups to be stuck in poor health and fitness. I want to bring you all to Disneyland, where life is full of fun, energy, and endless possibilities.
Life is not about making it easy. It’s about making the most of it. It’s about making it the best game we have. So, let’s play.